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  1. mont974x4 New Member

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    My dog has white toes
     
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    Whats the difference between a dumb joke and a smart joke
     
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    Look in the mirror and then ask this question again....J/K Brother Salty :laugh:



    Back the off subject @ hand......


    Why does a tire go flat on the bottom only?
     
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    mmmmm coffee
     
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    mmmmmmm doughnuts....
     
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    I get to go to my guitar lesson today
     
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    Santorum can win the GOP nomination by acting like he's not an extremist.
     
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    Back the off subject @ hand......

    Why isn't Salty an administrator?
     
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    I wonder if the leaders in the CBF will bash the SBC for their informal, non-legal name change?
     
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    I wonder; if a tree falls in the forest, and no one's around, will termites still eat it?
     
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    what makes a waffle belgian?
     
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    Is it legal to eat French toast on a China plate?
     
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    a nap prior to any church business meeting is a must
     
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    Is it possible for a pug to NOT snore??
     
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    My toe still hurts;
     
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    I built a nice deck on the front of the house today. I still need to finish building the stairs and the railing. I am grateful for some dedicated help I had.
     
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    If Mr. Squarepants eats spongecake, would that make him a cannibal?
     
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    mmmm coffee
     
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    Don't you love the smell of clothes that have been dried outside on the clothesline?( providing your neighbor is not burning in trash at the same time)
     
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    (why were you burning your neighbor in his trash)




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    It takes a special kind of bride to allow her husband to cut a big hole in the front of her house in or order to put in the new window and door she's wanted despite the 30 degree temps and blowing snow.