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    http://www.johnsalernomusic.com/images/kerry.jpg
    Paul Simon ditches his ex partner, Art Garfunkel, and takes his show on the road with new partners Kerry and Kennedy. Paul names the group SIMON AND LOSER AND ANOTHER LOSER.
    When asked about giving up the guitar for the accordian Simon said " Yeah, Chicks really dig a guy who can play a hot accordian."
    Good Luck guys with your new act.

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    http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/gomer-pyle-10040207.jpg
    And when Mike Huckabee, he's my long lost twin brother ya know, becomes President of the United States, He's going to make me his Secretary of Defense.
    Golllly! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

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    (I can dream can't I)


    Aslanspal:Shazam!! did you say 29 cents a gallon.


    Gomer:Sure did!

    Aslanspal:How much do I owe ya

    Gomer:Well it looks like a 20 gallons...lets see..umh
    that'll be 5.80 five dollars and eighty cents

    Aslanspal:(I hand him a ten dollar bill)...Keep the change Gomer.

    Gomer: Shazam! {eyeing the bill}

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    Howdy Ya'll. I'm Mike Huckabee's other long lost twin, Huckleberry Hound. When my brother Mike becomes President of the United States, he's going to appoint me to the Supreme Court.
    I hope Dianna Ross is still with the Supremes because I always wanted to sing a duet with her.

    Oh my darlin, oh my darlin.
    Oh my darline Clementiiine!

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    Mayberry Marine Killed In Fallujah!
    (Iraq-August 19,2005)- A local Marine was killed this week in Fallujah when insurgents set off a car bomb. Private First Class, Gomer Pyle, was standing at a checkpoint near the eastern edge of the city, when the terrorist pulled up alongside Pvt. Pyle, and detonated the explosives.

    Mayberry Sherriff, Andrew Taylor, said that Pyle was a true local hero. Local barber, Floyd, stated that he remembered giving the fallen American his first haircut as a toddler.

    The Pentagon said Pyle's last words were "SHAZAM!". Pyle is survived by his cousin Goober Pyle, who took over operation of the Mayberry Gas 'n' Lube station following Gomer's enlistment in the USMC; and his mother, Mrs. Betty Pyle, who plans to protest the war and her son's death at President Bush's Crawford, Texas ranch.

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    Lets see, hmmm, the real Gomer and Barney are in left side panel, no wait its the right side, no there the same ,ooooh I can't tell the difference.

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    After they outsourced customer service to India, Dell Computers set up a car pool in Bangalore to help their new employees get to work at their call center there.

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    Yeah, dude, we're going to Dell!
     
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    Sgt. Carter: I've got some good news for you Gomer.

    Gomer: Shazam Sargent Carter and I bet I know what it is!

    Sgt. Carter: No Gomer, I don't think you know what this good news is.

    Gomer: I bet I do Sarge, I bet I do.

    Sgt. Carter: O.K. Gomer tell me what you think the good news is about.

    Gomer: Do you really want to know Sarge, do you really want to know!

    Sgt. Carter: GOMER! Just tell me what you think it is.

    Gomer: Well Sargent Carter, I heard that you just saved a bundle by switching your car insurance to GEICO.

    Sgt. Carter: Errr no. Thats not it exactly

    Gomer: Tell me Sargent Carter , tell me what it is.

    Sgt Carter: You're being deployed to Iraq.

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    Bush: Hey these U.S. Government issue binoculars really work great.

    Soldier: They work better Mr. President if you take off the lens covers. (snicker, snicker)

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