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Bruv, I understand. I just wish you could bring your entire family and extendeds here.
We invite many whining British/ Pom retirees and families here, but I would much rather Americans or more particularly American conservatives here, we love them to pieces.
Went round to one American blokes place and he was building a Thunder Mustang under the house, had the best selection of South Australian Shiraz’s on earth in the cellar. Top Reloading gear for working up the best target and hunting loads. He totally understood the whole retirement thing.
Americans in my experience are beautiful resourceful people.
Took some Americans from Indiana under my wing and out on the air boat fishing and they really loved it. Fishing for mangrove jack and Barramundi. It was a bad dangerous area for crocs and things but the old the bloke said it was the greatest adventure of his life. His face said he really meant it. They really appreciate things, whereas the Poms didn’t get what we were showing them.
I took them to a place where only I and my aboriginal brothers go, they thought they were on the island of Kong and half expected dinosaurs to jump out. That place is very unique, but no damage was done and we showed the wonders in 30-45 minutes and took off again.
This is the Wild West and many locals don’t even know the extent of it. It’s Primordial and untouched by man in many areas.
But there is the life style, climate and beauty here.



Typical beach.



Top hospital care.



Royal Flying doctor if you trip over and break your face in the outback.



Millions of Camels to hunt. Meat is better than moose.

It’s all here.

 

There’s country land for sale about 20 miles from Savannah.

 

Average earnings in Western Australia is about $100,000 per year. We have a massive resource sector that is propping up the entire country. We have a huge independence movement here as well.
We would be the richest country in human history per capita if that was ever achieved. The coof May have fuzzed recent figures however.

 

I hear that your Democrats are trying flood the country with prospective socialist voters by their open borders policy. A type of demographic genocide of conservatives.
It’s a stupid move because Conservatives are what keeps the dream alive. The economic magic only happens by the hard working, innovation from conservative values. A nation over populated with moochers just becomes a great hellhole and dies.
That’s why I say bring your values and when here, vote your values.

We have a serious American deficiency, bring your tired and abused bill of Rights and Constitutional values to a place where it would truly be appreciated.

 

You’re right mate. America is the most advanced culture of Liberty in the world, and countless young blokes with only hope in their hearts died in the field to make it that beacon of light.
Perhaps Australian conservatives and libertarians should holiday in Mexico and take the opportunity to cross the border illegally in their millions.

The truly logical thing to do would be to make Australia the next State in the Union. Not become a republic but join the Republic that matters, with a Bill of human Rights.

 

Looked into it a little bit. Tennessee is where I would retire if I was a God fearing conservative American.
Milder climates, low taxes, trapping and hunting culture. Good healthcare.

 

Sounds good, everything except the hay-burners; they're an accident waiting to happen, but some people really love them.

 

I live near the ocean in southern California. I have never "worked" for a wage since I retired. I own my house and therefore my housing cost is comprised of utilities, upkeep costs, taxes, and insurance. During the period of my retirement, until the voters put the lunatics in charge the last two years, the inflation rater did not destroy my savings or fixed pension. The law of averages suggests I will not need my retirement income for more that a dozen years, so I am not seeing the need to stock up on pancake mix yet.

 

I've no experience with mules but from what i understand about them I too would prefer a mule over a horse, but they're hay burners also...